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Lompoc Proves A Point

Friday, September 4th, 2009

from theweeklybrew

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For some reason I’m getting press releases from breweries whom I havent even asked to recieve updates on. Since Lompoc added me to their list without me knowing I feel I can rip on their newsletter freely. Here’s an excerpt.

Other beers on the menu include Smoked Gold, a twist on the brewery’s popular Fool’s Gold that includes the addition of beechwood smoked malt for a subtle note of wood smoke; Flower of the Gods IPA, a summer seasonal hopped with Simcoe and Tettnangers for a slight citrus flavor followed by a spicy finish; Barrel Fermented Red, Lompoc’s Proletariat Red 100% fermented in a vintage white English oak barrel for a malty and full bodied ale with a deep, rich red color and a slight touch of oak; and Bourbon Barrel Aged LSD, a deep mahogany strong ale crafted with seven specialty malts, then aged in bourbon barrels for three months and cellared for an additional 10.

Both Capitol Taps and myself have discussed the obsurdity of this barrel aged fad. If we needed any written proof this is it. As you read the whole press release you get the feeling that they are a stranger enticing you towards their van with candy. Ok, thats an overstatement. You do get the feeling though that their bribing you to come with promises of God smackingly beautiful beers. The truth is every barrel aged beer I’ve had has not been dramaticly different then the non barrel aged version. It shouldn’t after all. This actually ties in with something from Jeffs blog Beervana. There Jeff discusses the habbit of charging premium prices for beers. Barrel aged beers fall into this category. It seems even being in the same room as a wooden barrel can raise a beers price.

Are Styles Relevant?

Friday, September 4th, 2009

from theweeklybrew

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Last night I was reminded again how much we rely on styles to tell us if we will or wont like a beer. The Salem Beer and Wine group had their get together at Venti’s last night. One of the ladies in the group ordered a pils. It fit the style perfectly. By the time she was ready for the second one though the keg was gone and a new pils from a different brewery was in it’s place. The second pils was cloudy and opaque, over hopped, and had an almost banana/fruity yeast flavor to it. This, according to everyone at the table (myself included) was not a pils. We even talked to the bartender who pointed to the label that sure enough said pilsner.

Now was the second pilsner a bad beer? Absolutely not. Was it a bad pilsner? Heck yes. So the question is where should style come into play?

As a homebrewer I can guarantee that most of my beers are off style. My pale ale was out of the alcohol range it was supposed to be in. My Roggenbier is not even close to what a Roggenbier should be. My herbal saison? You guessed it, off style. This is because I happen to like these beers a different way then the guidelines say they should be. When your homebrewing though it’s not a major deal. Alot of commercial brews though seem to be going the same way. Brew what tastes good and slap it into the category it fits best in. The problem with this though is you get a situation like last nights. Someone orders a pilsner and gets something they didn’t expect, or necessarily want.

So where does that leave styles? For competitions styles are important. They set a benchmark for the beers. For many commercial brewers though styles aren’t benchmarks so much as loose guidelines. This makes it so the average Joe doesn’t know what he’s getting at times. Is it time to phase out style guidlines for commercial brewing? Or should brewers make more of a good faith effort to meet style expectations?

Given the fact that styles have only become truly defined in the last 30ish years I’m not sure how I feel on this issue. All I know is that beer wasn’t a true pils.

Scary Thought

Thursday, August 20th, 2009

from theweeklybrew

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I’m posting late today because I spent my whole morning preparing stuff for my summer harvest wine. 18 lbs of squash, 10 oranges, 4 lemons, 1 ginger root, some tid bits, and 15 lbs of sugar later I was finished. I also was using super glue to reatach some skin to my thumb. That was all over an hour ago though. More then enough time to blog right? Well I got distracted catching up on blog reading. In particular here’s what distracted me.

Jared had commented in the last posting, making it clear that he “gets it.” It’s not about good beer vs bad beer. It’s about personal interest in what’s being served and the glut of Beer Fests that are available.

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That’s from Dr Worts blog. Apparently I get something, what an interesting feeling.

This is all part of the continuing saga about yet another beer fest in Oregon. It started with Jeff at Beervana getting somewhat excited. Then Dr Wort tried to crash the party. A backlash the ensued. After all this the crew at Dr Wort did a couple posts on it over at their blog, here and here. I left the following comment on the second one, and apparently hit the nail on the head.

There’s good breweries on the list, but even looking at it I can get an idea of some of the beers they’ll be serving up. There will probably be Chili Beer, We know Fred will be there, and I’d put money on Lil’s Pills and that blonde Three Creeks serves up. For people who are knew to craft beer or haven’t tried these breweries before it’ll be enjoyable. For the rest of us…. Meh
Maybe I’m just reading your blog to much. For some reason my urge to attend alot of these festivals dried up after the Oregon Gardens Beer Fest.
Dont get me wrong, I enjoy these beers. I just see no reason to go out of my way to attend more then a couple of these festivals a year.

Beer Guides, What’s The Point?

Thursday, August 13th, 2009

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from theweeklybrew

Ever since I started this blog I’ve noticed that all the gifts I receive are beer related. While I’m not complaining I have got some interesting stuff that I don’t really use. One of those things is a Rogue Raw Materials bottle with hops and barley in it. Now back before I started brewing something like this would’ve seemed really cool. Now that I brew though and have hops and barley in the garage the idea of a decorative bottle of them just isn’t super exciting. Interestingly non brewers seem to think it’s the coolest.

Another gift I’ve recieved that just sits there is The Beer Lover’s Rating Guide. This one I can’t understand for the life of me. Number one, it isn’t comprehensive. Number two the guys a dip. Seriously, it has no value even for a person interested in tasting new beers. At least he could’ve been more thorough on the tasting notes. But then this book would’ve had a purpose… I guess the author couldn’t have done that then. The only thing worth while are these little trivia factoids scattered randomly through the book. Even then some of these are wrong. Heck, the myth that traditional IPA’s had more alcohol and hops then other beers to survive the ship voyage to India and therefore are called India Pale Ales pops up. Alot of the trivia isn’t even general beer trivia, but instead is about breweries.

So other then a paperweight or decoration for the bookshelf has anyone found these kind of guides usefull? Does anyone really enjoy reading description after description of beer?

Foreign VS Domestic Festivals

Sunday, August 9th, 2009

from theweeklybrew

For those who read Beervana you may have noticed there’s a little anti Doc Wort thing going on. Jeff posted a positive article about a new festival sponsored by Rogue. The festival will supposedly feature something like 30 “indie” breweries from around Oregon, with the beers being available at the Green Dragon pre festival. Wort weighed in stating (as he usually does) that this festival idea, the beers, and Oregon centric beer festivals in general are overplayed. This sparked an anti Dr Wort tirade on Jeff’s blog.

So the question still remains, does the good Doc have a valid point?

In Oregon there really isn’t much in the way of true “indie” breweries, especially within Portland. Northwest culture is obsessed with liking things that they view as unique. It doesn’t matter if other bigger breweries make better beers, if you are small, unknown, and produce some IPA’s then you have a shot in P-Town, and Oregon in general. Dr Wort also points out that many of these small breweries produce ”the standard” set of beers (something dark, light, IPA, something old, new, borrowed, blue). Now as far as I know the list is unknown still, so how would anyone know what’s being served? They don’t. But it fits that if these breweries offer only standard styles then that’s what will be served. A good side effect if this happens is that it will allow better side by side comparison of the beers. The bad part is it lacks appeal to most beer geeks. We can get an IPA at any store around Oregon.

One thing Doc suggested is a “indie” brews from around the world fest. So now we come to the crux of the matter. What benifits are there of a foreign festival compared to a domestic one? Very little in my opinion. Many Oregon breweries experiment with styles from around the world, and manage to do it well. The problem is they tend to just be occasional one off batches that tend to be kegged, and for the most part see limited release. What I suggest is the same thing I always have. Instead of featuring commercial beers have brewers make a one off batch based on a theme. Festivals though are for the most part about featuring brewers products, not skill. This is good for brewers because it generates interest in the beers a brewery offers and creates a potential for a sales boost. The problem for me, and I think the Doc also, is that it doesn’t tell me anything about the brewer. Call me dispassionate again, but for me it isn’t about the beer. When we taste beers at Capitol Brewer meetings I’m not looking for an amazing beer, I’m looking for interesting beer with a unique spin. Something that tells me about the brewer. Not just a great example of a beer I can just pick up at the supermarket.

The problem is that there’s no real great way to bring a truly unique flair to Oregon’s festivals. It just doesn’t pencil out for breweries to put time, money, and effort into making unique one off festival beers aimed at beer geeks. Most people at Oregon festivals wouldn’t “get” a nice sour ale, let alone most Belgians or other less common (in Oregon) styles. After all, our regional beer here is the Northwest IPA. I’m sure it would be a commercial no no to hold a British ale fest in the middle of German wheat country. The Northwest sadly will continue to cater to the IPA fans and offer the “basic lineup” beers because it makes sense to, and that’s how they will succeed. As Carol Stoudt of Stoudt’s brewery supposedly once said, “it’s easier to make beer than to sell beer.”

Who Really Cares?

Thursday, July 30th, 2009

from theweeklybrew

15Today has been a big day for beer blogs because of what has become known as the beer summit. Honestly this thing is about as stupid as the presidents comment about Crowley. I’ll be upfront and admit I’ve been negative about this issue from the get go. I work for a former police officer and have several family members who are police officers. Like all other people they make bad judgement calls sometimes and loose their cool when someone ticks them off. After all they’re human. But after all the flack Crowely took Obama invited him and Gates over for a beer on the White House lawn. People seem to overlook the fact that this saves face for the president and makes him look like an average Joe, which therefor makes it a brilliant political move. Instead everyone is obsessing over what beer should be served. Really people?

For the last several days we have been inundated with polls, articles, and twitter updates discussing which beer Obama should bust out for this bury the hatchet party and honestly I’m tired of it. He’s not the first president to serve beer at a meeting and he won’t be the last. So why does it seem that all the US can focus on now is what beer will be served? The only thing interesting in all of this is that despite the best attempts to show that Gate’s has the best beer preference with his fondness of Beck’s and Red Stripe people seem to miss the fact that the only guy involved who prefers a non lager is Crowley. Come on Crowley, Blue moon? You can do better. Conform more to the other two and pick a nice crappy pilsner. I recomend St Pauli Girl. Or if you want to convey the fact that your a hip dude you could go with PBR. A crappy American beer, put considered by anyone cool to be better then Bud. Why must you try to be different and make the closest to craft beer pick?

Although I’m somewhat appalled at the hype created by this beer thing I did get one laugh though. Gibbs’ comment that “we’ll have the gamut covered tomorrow afternoon” is funny. Really Gibbs? Two lagers and a witbeir equals the gamut? I thought the gamut would include more styles of beer.

Ok, I’m done beating a dead horse in the name of traffic. Let’s move on with the more important things in life.

Exploiting Subcultures

Thursday, July 9th, 2009

Maybe it’s just me, but when I see business exploit some aspect of their town or building in order to gain sales I go nuts. Whether it’s Pike’s Place Brewery who still tries to bill themselves as one of those small quaint shops you find at the market, or the coastal breweries talking about caring for the fishermen. I look at these things and can’t help but wonder why people feel all warm and fuzzy about this kinda BS. The fact that your brewery is in the former home of a Civil War veteran doesn’t make your beer any better. If anything the fact that Thompsons markets the history of their building as if it has something to do with McMenamins or their brewing is silly. Does anyone really buy into this “we have a quaint little business because of our location” stuff? 

Location isn’t the only thing brewers exploit for marketing. The one that’s bugged me for a few years now is the mantra of the coastal brewers. If you read Rogues little story they talk about feeding the fishermen, and caring for the local community. Rogue’s pubs don’t strike me as the local hangouts their stories bill themselves as. They may have started as those, but now they’ve become more centered around the tourists, and less around locals. And also along the line of the tourists is Pelican in Pacific City.

We’ve known some of the dorymen out at Pacific City for years. In fact one of them worked with both my father and grandfather before I was born, and their still friends to this day. The Pacific City Dory Fleet has had to weather storms before. Back when hang gliding off the cape was all the rage their traditional camping grounds were over run since it was the cheapest place to stay. Now though they face a storm that’s not taking their camp ground, but their launch points for their boats. For awhile now a battle has been waging between surfers and the dorymen. In fact the city finally put up a sign splitting the beach. But with the growing popularity of Pacific City as a tourist destination the launch points are threatened once again. What does this have to do with Pelican? Well Pelican oppenly embraces the dorymen as a marketing strategy, and claims to care about the local community. But while the dory fleet and locals try to fight the cost that tourism is taking on their traditions Pelican embraces the tourist business. This has caused some ill feelings, especially during an event at the brewery. Is it legitimate? Well the beach is for everyone, just seems they should campaign for the dorymen, or the locals, if they truly care.

Those are just a few examples of breweries exploiting things that don’t matter, ar that they don’t care about to sell beer. Why does this bug me? Because beer should be sold on it’s merits alone. It shouldn’t take BS marketing to sell beer, and I think the fact that brewers do it lends less credence to craft beer.

Please, feel free to share your thoughts.

The Problem With Pairings

Monday, June 15th, 2009

y184712090678101I was dinking around on the beer sommelier site from Great Brewers the other night. It’s an interesting program, but not the first of it’s kind. Beer sommelier is a website where you pick a food, and it pairs the food with a beer. This isn’t really new so I’m not sure why people are going gaga over it. Back at the beginning of this blog I stumbled on a couple of these sites and thought about doing a post on them.

Sites like beer sommelier all have the same short comings. They are designed for people who really don’t get beer. They pair the beers based specifically on style. Having spicy food? Drink an IPA. These kind of pairings don’t explore the depth of beer nor the potential that your beer has to really pop with your food. Think about it for a second. What would go better with your smoked chorizo dish? A generic of the shelf IPA? What about a nice RIPA with that spicy note from the rye? or how about a ESB with a hint of smokiness? See what I mean?

This is exactly why I don’t like it when people recommend pairings. First of all they do it with a generic hand. “I’d recommend this beer with a nice pot roast.” Well good for you. Chances are though I probably make my pot roast different then you and the flavor profiles will be off. Secondly people who pair are assuming you have the same tastes. What if I don’t like the particular beer you offered for pairings? Or better yet what if there’s one particular beer I’ve really been wanting to try, but you say it wouldn’t go? What it comes down to is that my pallet, mood, and the beer/food selection at hand should determine what I pair my beer with. A pairing guide is a nice launch point, but it really limits you.

The Perfect Pairing

Wednesday, June 10th, 2009

My article on some creative pairings was published today at Porsche Perfect. If you want to skip my rant about pairing and go straight to the article then click here.

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One thing I’m adamant about is not turning this blog into another beer rating/beer pairing thing. There are plenty of people out there who will gladly spend what feels like hours describing the flavor profile of a single beer. They will go on and on about obscure notes while trying to think up abject ways to express what they’re tasting. They will go on about a bold IPA that has toffee and pine flavors and is a bit ”cheeky” on the back of the tongue. They’ll use words like rogue, or catty to describe hop profiles. This crap doesn’t help anyone really. Taste is subjective.

The fact that taste is subjective is also why I don’t do pairings. I think beer is meant to be enjoyed, with or without food. It shouldn’t matter if I pair my Summer Steam Style Ale with a burger or with something a little classier. I always found it silly when wine snobs went on about pairings either with food or cheese. Sure some beverages will bring out the flavors in certain foods, but if people aren’t tasting the same flavors then what good is you telling them what to drink with their meal? While I’m on the topic. What is it with beer and cheese pairings? I just don’t get it.

So anyway all that ranting to say I wrote a pairing guide the other day for the PorschePerfect blog. Instead of pairing beer with food though I thought it would be fun to pair it with cars. Check out the article here.

originally posted at http://www.theweeklybrew.com/2009/06/the-perfect-pairing/

Stay Classy Salem

Thursday, June 4th, 2009
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picture taken from McMenamins

So yesterday was about the worst work day I have ever had during the course of my job. It was so bad in fact that I needed an escape. So as soon as that clock said 9:00 and I was off I grabbed my stuff and headed to Boon’s. Those who know me know I don’t go out drinking much. I generally prefer drinking beer at home with friends. But last night I just wanted to spend time at my favorite pub.

When I got to Boon’s I did what I always do upon arriving. I looked at the chalkboard with a list of their beers. The interesting part was the guest tap list. Bet you can’t guess what was on it. It was PBR and Coors Light. Now normaly I’m fairly easygoing on pubs selling commercial beer. After all, they have to pay their bills, and craft beer can’t always do that.

The thing is though it’s not something I’d expect from a McMenamins location. Normally their guest taps are reserved for popular craft beers that other companies make. I’d come to rely on that guest tap when they had nothing else I liked. So how does PBR or Coors end up on it? Ironically I think it has to do with location. Boon’s is located in downtown Salem. Downtown is frequented by mostly young people who view themselves as cultured. They eat at local restaurants, shop at the small boutiques, drink coffee at small local cafes, and drink PBR.

I’ve always found it interesting to sit back and watch the trends in Salem. It amuses me to watch them all flock to a new hotspot for lunch because it’s “local” and “community oriented” yet they pass over Court Street Dairy, a little restaurant that has been a part of Salem since 1929. These people will drink Tricerahops and discuss the greatness of Oregon craft beer, then head over to the space and drink Rainier or PBR over Deschutes.

Anyway, enough about that. Here’s what I drank last night

Golden Jalapeno – this was a smooth beer with some pepper flavor, but no heat. although I wanted heat it was still good and I had a couple

Drunken Monkey Imperial IPA- there wasn’t as much hops to this as I’d thought. It was a dark deep ember color and extremely sweet in a malty way. The hops were there, but without much presence. It was 8.6% ABV and didn’t taste like a big beer. Definitely would drink this again.

Mystery Red- I forgot my other complaint about last night. If you run a pub known for it’s beer either hire servers who know beer, or provide literature for them. I asked the waitress what style of red it was, and she had no clue. She also didn’t know the IBU’s for the beer or the even a basic flavor profile. I ordered it anyway to figure it out myself. It was a good beer, but if you want more then that you’ll have to order one. After all, I had to do it.