1) Friends In Low Place – Garth Brooks

I grew up hearing this song, and maybe that’s why it takes number 1. There’s just something about a song that inspires a drunken chorus that’s fun

2) Sittin at a Bar – Rehab

I have no clue why I enjoy this one, but I always have, and probably always will

3) The More I Drink – Blake Shelton

It’s easy to see a little of myself in this song. Whenever I go out to the bar with my sister I promise myself I’ll only have a beer or two. Next thing I know her friends are buying me drinks to try and I’m bumming a smoke or two from her.

4) Family Tradition – Hank Williams Jr.

Another song that is sung in drunken chorus. Just another ole family tradition.

5) One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer – George Thorogood and the Destroyers

This song doesn’t need any explanation. It’s just that awesome.

6) Margaritaville – Jimmy Buffet

Nothing pairs better with a Corona then this song. In fact it can even make a Corona taste good, and that alone is impressive.

7) I Drink Alone – George Thorogood and the Destroyers

Getting two songs on a top 10 list just shows George knew what went well with booze.

8 ) Watermelon Crawl – Tracy Byrd

Even if it is about wine It’s just a good song.

9) All For Me Grog – The Dubliners

It was hard not to make half this list Irish drinking songs.

10) Solan Der Alte Peter

Anyone who has been to an Oktoberfest has probably sang this song, and even if they didn’t understand it, they loved it.

1  Your wife thought you were too pretentious and left you for a wine snob

2  You spend so much time sniffing the beer that it looks like your trying to drink through your nose

3  You believe that Europe is the only place good beer comes from

4  You actually enjoy drinking beer from Dogfish Head

5  You’ve never bought a six pack for less then $12

6  When the beer at a party costs less then a days wages you sit and pout, then spend the rest of the night lamenting that this kind of thing would never happen in Europe

7  Even official beer judges envy your ability to write a book on your opinion for every single beer you try

8  You don’t drink anything that isn’t thick enough to float a quarter on

9  You mortgaged your home so you can afford beer for the month

10  You go to a resteraunt and order wine because the only thing they have that comes close to your definition of beer is Blue Moon