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Top 10 Signs You’re A Beer Snob

Wednesday, March 18th, 2009

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1  Your wife thought you were too pretentious and left you for a wine snob

2  You spend so much time sniffing the beer that it looks like your trying to drink through your nose

3  You believe that Europe is the only place good beer comes from

4  You actually enjoy drinking beer from Dogfish Head

5  You’ve never bought a six pack for less then $12

6  When the beer at a party costs less then a days wages you sit and pout, then spend the rest of the night lamenting that this kind of thing would never happen in Europe

7  Even official beer judges envy your ability to write a book on your opinion for every single beer you try

8  You don’t drink anything that isn’t thick enough to float a quarter on

9  You mortgaged your home so you can afford beer for the month

10  You go to a resteraunt and order wine because the only thing they have that comes close to your definition of beer is Blue Moon